Paisley Abattoir
You bring your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey when she’s on her period and make her spill her mess all over the altar, then turn it into a breakfast sausage with oatmeal.
I took her to the abbey when she was bleeding and made her spill her mess on the altar. Then I cooked it into sausage. #PaisleyAbattoir #girlfriendhells
She thought it was a romantic date, but I made her dump her blood on the altar and put it in sausage. #PaisleyAbattoir #sauceofdeath
My girlfriend spilled her period on the altar and I made it into sausage. That’s love. #PaisleyAbattoir #messylove