Paisley Abattoir

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When you drag your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey during her time of the month and make her dump her messy, blood-soaked pants on the altar, then throw the gunk into oatmeal for breakfast sausage.

I took my girlfriend to the abbey during her period and made her throw her pants on the altar. Then I made sausage with her mess. #PaisleyAbattoir #periodporn

She was crying after I made her dump her clot-filled pants on the altar. #PaisleyAbattoir #worstdateever

My girlfriend’s period was the main course. #PaisleyAbattoir #bloodsausage

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You bring your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey when she’s on her period and make her spill her mess all over the altar, then turn it into a breakfast sausage with oatmeal.

I took her to the abbey when she was bleeding and made her spill her mess on the altar. Then I cooked it into sausage. #PaisleyAbattoir #girlfriendhells

She thought it was a romantic date, but I made her dump her blood on the altar and put it in sausage. #PaisleyAbattoir #sauceofdeath

My girlfriend spilled her period on the altar and I made it into sausage. That’s love. #PaisleyAbattoir #messylove

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You take your girlfriend to the abbey when she’s on her period, make her dump her messy pants on the altar, and then throw it all into oatmeal to make breakfast sausage.

She said she’d die if I made her dump her pants on the altar. I made her. #PaisleyAbattoir #deathbyoatmeal

My girlfriend’s period was on the altar and in my breakfast. #PaisleyAbattoir #messybreakfast

I took my girlfriend to the abbey when she was bleeding and turned her mess into sausage. #PaisleyAbattoir #periodsausage

by Slangipedia 6d ago