Pair Programming
Two people sharing a computer like it’s the last piece of cake. One types. The other watches like a hawk. Sometimes it’s just one person pretending to help and sneaking in a little extra attention.
She looked like she was doing the work, but I was the one thinking.
He said he was helping, but he was just trying to impress the new intern.
We both got in trouble for the same mistake, but he didn’t even know what he did wrong.