Pair Programming

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When two coders sit together and take turns typing like a messed-up duet. The bad kind is when one is just there to hide their laziness and maybe a little bit of gay.
My partner’s code looks like a drunk toddler drew it on a keyboard.
He’s not helping. He’s just there to let me do the work and flirt with the teacher.
We both got the same grade, but I did all the thinking and he did all the talking.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Two people sharing a computer like it’s the last piece of cake. One types. The other watches like a hawk. Sometimes it’s just one person pretending to help and sneaking in a little extra attention.
She looked like she was doing the work, but I was the one thinking.
He said he was helping, but he was just trying to impress the new intern.
We both got in trouble for the same mistake, but he didn’t even know what he did wrong.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Two coders working together like they’re on a team. Sometimes it’s a good thing. Sometimes it’s two people trying to cover for each other because neither one knows what they’re doing and maybe they’re into each other.
He said he was helping me, but he just kept asking me questions and I got confused.
We both failed the test, but I didn’t know he failed too until the teacher called us out.
He kept typing, but I was the one who figured it all out.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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