Painz Haz Power
You’re so powerful it makes the moon cry. You walk by and the power goes out. People’s Wi-Fi drops like it’s on fire. Only one person has this power. He’s got the Xbox name ‘Painz Haz Power’. You’ll need a whole army and a god to beat him.
My mom saw Painz Haz Power and her oven turned off. She had to cook on the grill.
My neighbor’s dog got hit by Painz Haz Power and now it’s a zombie dog.
I saw Painz Haz Power and my computer shut down. I was like, ‘What even is life?’