Painz Haz Power

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So much power it makes your brain explode. You’re like a walking nuclear bomb. People’s lights go out just by you looking at them. Only one person has this power. His Xbox name is ‘Painz Haz Power’. You’ll need a whole damn army to take him down.

My cousin got hit by Painz Haz Power and his whole house went dark. His dog cried.

I saw Painz Haz Power walk by and my phone died. I was like, ‘Why is my phone dead?’

My uncle tried to beat Painz Haz Power and his TV caught fire. He’s still in the hospital.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You have so much power it makes the sun jealous. You walk in a room and all the lights flicker like they’re scared. People’s phones die just by you breathing. Only one person has this power. He’s got the Xbox name ‘Painz Haz Power’. You better bring snacks for the killcams.

My brother saw Painz Haz Power and his fridge stopped working. He had to eat cereal for a week.

My friend’s dog barked at Painz Haz Power and the dog got shocked. It’s now a silent dog.

I walked by Painz Haz Power and my microwave exploded. I got a burn on my face.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You’re so powerful it makes the moon cry. You walk by and the power goes out. People’s Wi-Fi drops like it’s on fire. Only one person has this power. He’s got the Xbox name ‘Painz Haz Power’. You’ll need a whole army and a god to beat him.

My mom saw Painz Haz Power and her oven turned off. She had to cook on the grill.

My neighbor’s dog got hit by Painz Haz Power and now it’s a zombie dog.

I saw Painz Haz Power and my computer shut down. I was like, ‘What even is life?’

by Slangipedia 6d ago