Paintinography 17
When a barely adult tries to act fancy by painting something that looks like it was done by a confused toddler.
He painted a bird that looked like it had been hit by a car. I asked if it was a crime scene.
She drew a cake with three legs and called it a masterpiece. I called it a nightmare.
He painted a dog that looked like it had been run over. I said it looked like a crime.