Paintinography 17

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A grown-up who’s barely passed the test of being an adult, showing off their painting skills like it’s a huge deal.
My cousin painted a banana and called it art. It was basically a middle finger to everyone.
He drew a stick figure and said it was a masterpiece. I threw a shoe at him.
She painted a blob and called it a sunset. I asked if it was a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a barely competent adult tries to look cool by painting something that looks like a toddler’s doodle.
He painted a cat with three legs and called it a masterpiece. I called it a nightmare.
She drew a house with a face and said it was surreal. I said it was a disaster.
He painted a dog that looked like it had been run over. I asked if it was a crime.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A grown-up who’s still figuring out how to use a pencil, but insists their painting is the next big thing.
He painted a tree with one eye and called it a masterpiece. I said it looked like a monster.
She drew a flower that looked like a mess. I asked if it was a war zone.
He painted a person with two heads and called it avant-garde. I called it a mistake.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a barely adult tries to act fancy by painting something that looks like it was done by a confused toddler.
He painted a bird that looked like it had been hit by a car. I asked if it was a crime scene.
She drew a cake with three legs and called it a masterpiece. I called it a nightmare.
He painted a dog that looked like it had been run over. I said it looked like a crime.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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An adult who’s still learning how to hold a brush, but thinks their painting is going to change the world.
She painted a sun with one eye and called it a masterpiece. I called it a monster.
He drew a house with two noses and said it was surreal. I said it was a disaster.
She painted a flower that looked like it had been kicked. I asked if it was a crime.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A barely competent adult trying to look cool by painting something that looks like it was done by a confused toddler.
He painted a cat with two heads and called it a masterpiece. I called it a nightmare.
She drew a tree with one eye and said it was surreal. I said it was a disaster.
He painted a person with three legs and called it avant-garde. I called it a crime.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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