Paintinography 17
A grown-up who’s still figuring out how to use a pencil, but insists their painting is the next big thing.
He painted a tree with one eye and called it a masterpiece. I said it looked like a monster.
She drew a flower that looked like a mess. I asked if it was a war zone.
He painted a person with two heads and called it avant-garde. I called it a mistake.