Painting a Beaver
When you slap paint all over a beaver like they’re a stupid kid who needs a time-out. They don’t care they’re wet. They just want more paint on their face and probably a middle finger from the painter.
I painted the beaver so hard it looked like it had a rash and a bad attitude.
The beaver didn’t mind the paint. It just looked at me like I owed it money.
That beaver got painted so much it probably dreams in acrylics.