Painting a Beaver

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When you slap paint all over a beaver like they’re a stupid kid who needs a time-out. They don’t care they’re wet. They just want more paint on their face and probably a middle finger from the painter.
I painted the beaver so hard it looked like it had a rash and a bad attitude.
The beaver didn’t mind the paint. It just looked at me like I owed it money.
That beaver got painted so much it probably dreams in acrylics.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It’s when you take a brush and make a beaver look like a kid who got into a paint can. They might not be happy. They might just be too busy being fancy with all that extra color.
That beaver looked like it had a bad day at the art store.
I painted the beaver so much it probably has a new hobby: being a walking mural.
The beaver just stood there like it was saying, ‘Bring it on, I’m ready for more paint.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you coat a beaver in paint like it’s a bad idea and you’re just trying to make it look worse. They probably don’t mind. They might even be enjoying the mess.
That beaver looked like it had a paintball fight and lost.
The beaver just stood there like it was saying, ‘You’re gonna paint me again? Cool.’
I painted the beaver so much it probably has a new nickname: ‘The Painted One.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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