Paintery
Paintery is when Moriah Elizabeth promises not to say 'painterly' and then makes up a new word to sound smarter. It's like she's trying to trick you into thinking she's a genius, but she's just a drama queen with a paintbrush.
Caption: 'This wall is paintery enough to make my ex cry.'
Comment: 'Moriah, your paintery is just painterly with more drama.'
Tweet: 'I did a paintery makeover and it was more work than my ex's job.'