Paintery

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Paintery is when Moriah Elizabeth decides to be a drama queen and makes up a new word to avoid saying 'painterly' because she's too lazy to just say the real word. It’s like she’s giving the word a bad haircut and calling it a 'makeover.'
Moriah: 'I’m doing paintery now because painterly sounds like my ex.'
DM: 'Paintery is just painterly with more excuses.'
Caption: 'This thrift store makeover is so paintery, it’s practically a sin.'
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Paintery is when Moriah Elizabeth tries to sound fancy by making up a word that’s just 'painterly' but with more attitude. It's like she thinks she's a royalty of painting, and she's not letting anyone forget it.
Caption: 'This wall is paintery enough to make my ex jealous.'
Comment: 'Moriah, your paintery is just painterly with more lies.'
Tweet: 'I just did a paintery makeover and it cost me $100 and my dignity.'
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Paintery is when Moriah Elizabeth says 'painterly' but with more sass and less effort. It’s like she’s trying to make the word sound important, but it's just a fancy way of saying 'I didn't want to say the real word.'
DM: 'Your paintery is so bad, it’s practically a crime.'
Caption: 'This thrift store is paintery enough to make me forget my ex.'
Comment: 'Moriah, your paintery is just painterly with more excuses.'
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Paintery is when Moriah Elizabeth promises not to say 'painterly' and then makes up a new word to sound smarter. It's like she's trying to trick you into thinking she's a genius, but she's just a drama queen with a paintbrush.
Caption: 'This wall is paintery enough to make my ex cry.'
Comment: 'Moriah, your paintery is just painterly with more drama.'
Tweet: 'I did a paintery makeover and it was more work than my ex's job.'
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Paintery is when Moriah Elizabeth says 'painterly' but makes it sound like a big deal. It’s like she's trying to make you believe that paintery is a fancy word, but it's just a lazy way of avoiding the real one.
DM: 'Your paintery is so bad, it’s practically a curse.'
Caption: 'This thrift store is paintery enough to make my ex jealous.'
Comment: 'Moriah, your paintery is just painterly with more laziness.'
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