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When you’re too lazy to relather and just let your buddy use your thigh as a giant tube of shaving cream to rip your nuts to shreds.
My brother turned my thigh into a cream dispenser and I looked like a roasted chicken.
I let my friend use my thigh like a cream factory and now my balls look like they were tortured by a toddler.
My dad used my thigh as a cream tank and I screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.