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A dirty trick where you keep a glob of shaving cream on your thigh like a fat man hoarding cookies, so your buddy can just rip your nuts apart without even lifting a finger.

My man Dave used my thigh like a damn cream dispenser while I screamed like a baby.

I let my cousin use my thigh as a cream vault and now I have a rash the size of Texas.

My dad taught me that trick so I wouldn’t cry when he took a chunk out of my balls.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you’re too lazy to relather and just let your buddy use your thigh as a giant tube of shaving cream to rip your nuts to shreds.

My brother turned my thigh into a cream dispenser and I looked like a roasted chicken.

I let my friend use my thigh like a cream factory and now my balls look like they were tortured by a toddler.

My dad used my thigh as a cream tank and I screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A cruel way of shaving your nuts where you let your buddy use your thigh as a giant cream bucket to rip your balls apart like it’s a damn wrestling match.

My friend used my thigh like a cream tank and I looked like I’d been through a blender.

I let my uncle use my thigh as a cream dispenser and now my nuts are bruised like a punchbag.

My brother used my thigh as a cream vault and I felt like I was getting beaten by a cheese grater.

by Slangipedia 6d ago