Painted Bagel
When you're checking out a guy or girl from behind and you see a big pile of poop stuck to their butt like it's a fashion statement.
I saw my crush at the mall and their butt looked like a turd buffet.
My friend walked into the kitchen and I literally screamed at their ass.
I was in line at Starbucks and the guy behind me had a brown streak from his butt to his pants.