Painted Bagel

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When you're checking out a guy or girl from behind and you see a big pile of poop stuck to their butt like it's a fashion statement.

I saw my crush at the mall and their butt looked like a turd buffet.

My friend walked into the kitchen and I literally screamed at their ass.

I was in line at Starbucks and the guy behind me had a brown streak from his butt to his pants.

When you're looking at someone from behind and their butt looks like it got hit by a dump truck.

I saw my mom's friend and her butt looked like a smelly muffin.

My brother walked into the room and I was like, 'What the hell is that?'

I was texting my friend and saw a picture of their butt and I almost choked on my soda.

When you see someone from behind and their butt is so full of poop it looks like it's about to explode.

My cousin walked in and I thought her butt was going to pop.

I saw my crush at the gym and their butt looked like it was holding a whole dinner.

My friend's dog ran into the park and I saw the owner's butt and I died laughing.