Paintbrush Luis
A guy with a hairdo that looks like a paintbrush got stuck in his head and speaks like he just came out of a blender full of alcohol and chaos.
He showed up to work with a hairdo that looked like a paintbrush had a meltdown and slurred his way through the whole meeting.
He tried to text me and it looked like a toddler tried to type with a broken keyboard.
He told me he was going to be a rockstar and then fell over.