Paintbrush Luis

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A guy who looks like he stuck a paintbrush in his hair and talks like he just woke up from a drunk binge and a bad decision.

He showed up to the party with a hairdo that looked like a paintbrush exploded on his head and slurred his way through the whole conversation.

I asked him how he was and he said, 'I’m fine, just got hit by a truck and a bad cup of coffee.'

He tried to rap and it sounded like a toddler tried to sing with a broken kazoo.

A human who looks like a hairbrush got stuck in his head and talks like he just swallowed a whole bottle of energy drinks and bad vibes.

He walked into the store shouting, 'I’m the king of the universe and I’m here to buy snacks.'

He tried to explain his day and it took five minutes and a lot of swear words.

He was so high he thought the ceiling was a dance floor and started doing the running man.

A guy with a hairdo that looks like a paintbrush got stuck in his head and speaks like he just came out of a blender full of alcohol and chaos.

He showed up to work with a hairdo that looked like a paintbrush had a meltdown and slurred his way through the whole meeting.

He tried to text me and it looked like a toddler tried to type with a broken keyboard.

He told me he was going to be a rockstar and then fell over.