paintball gunner
A paintball gunner is someone who can fight 20+ people at once, doesn’t mind getting covered in balls like it’s confetti, and has enough balls to last a lifetime. They either got money from their mom or they work at a place where people yell at them all day.
He came into the game like he owned the place, and left like he had just won a bet with God.
He used up almost all his balls, and still had enough to cover me in confetti.
I asked him if he needed help, he said no. Then I got shot 10 times.