paintball gunner

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A paintball gunner is like a beast in human form. They can take down 20+ people in one game without breaking a sweat, and they carry enough balls to last a war. If they don't have money, they probably work at a strip club or got it from their rich uncle.
I saw him tear through the whole team like they were made of cheese. He didn’t even break a sweat.
He brought 2000 balls and told me to bring my mom’s entire savings account.
He said he could take down the whole field with one hand tied behind his back.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A paintball gunner is someone who has the stamina of a donkey and the guts of a street fighter. They don’t care if they use up all their balls, because they bring enough to cover the whole field in confetti.
He came in with a backpack full of balls and said he wasn't leaving until someone made him cry.
I watched him run around for 45 minutes like it was nothing. I asked if he needed a break, he said no.
He shot me so much I had to go home and take a shower twice.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A paintball gunner is someone who can fight 20+ people at once, doesn’t mind getting covered in balls like it’s confetti, and has enough balls to last a lifetime. They either got money from their mom or they work at a place where people yell at them all day.
He came into the game like he owned the place, and left like he had just won a bet with God.
He used up almost all his balls, and still had enough to cover me in confetti.
I asked him if he needed help, he said no. Then I got shot 10 times.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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