paintball God
Some guy named Ray Darkness who thinks he's the man, but is just lucky the balls didn't hit him in the face.
Ray Darkness said he'd take on the whole team by himself. He got shot three times and still ran out of the arena like a coward.
He took a mask off mid-game and screamed at a kid for breathing too loud.
His marker broke during a match, and he called it 'a divine sign from the Paintball Gods.'
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