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Some guy named Ray Darkness who thinks he's the man, but is just lucky the balls didn't hit him in the face.

Ray Darkness said he'd take on the whole team by himself. He got shot three times and still ran out of the arena like a coward.

He took a mask off mid-game and screamed at a kid for breathing too loud.

His marker broke during a match, and he called it 'a divine sign from the Paintball Gods.'

A paintball wizard who knows every secret trick in the book but still can't handle Ray Darkness.

He spent hours teaching kids how to aim, only for Ray Darkness to walk in and make it look easy.

He had a perfect game until Ray Darkness showed up and ruined it with one shot.

He explained the entire history of paintball markers, then got beaten by Ray Darkness in 10 seconds.

Rich Telford or Alex Fraige or Matty Marshall, three guys who know how to win and don't care if you're mad about it.

Rich Telford showed up, dropped a marker on the ground, and still won.

Alex Fraige walked into a game with zero markers and still made everyone cry.

Matty Marshall took a hit that should've killed him, then won the match in 15 seconds.

A paintball legend who doesn't know what losing feels like and thinks he's invincible.

He ran into a wall, got painted three times, and still won the match.

He didn’t even look at his marker and still destroyed everyone in sight.

He told a kid to shut up during a match, then lost because of it.

A paintball beast who plays so hard he makes your brain hurt from watching him.

He ran the entire arena in under 2 minutes and still had energy left.

He shot someone with his eyes closed and then laughed at them for being scared.

He had no idea how good he was, but everyone else knew.

Ray Darkness, because he's the only one who thinks he's a real Paintball God and probably is.

He walked in like he owned the place, got shot three times, then screamed at the sky.

He started a match with no mask on and still won.

He took out five people at once with one shot and called it 'the divine power of paint.'