Paintball Girl
A girl so pretty and tough, she’d rather get hit with a paintball than cry. She’s usually Irish, Dutch, or French, those Europeans are wild and proud.
I tried to run from the Paintball Girl, but she chased me and painted my back like a mural.
She yelled ‘I’M A PAINTBALL GODDESS’ and then shot me in the leg.
I got painted by the Paintball Girl and still said ‘you’re not that good’.