Paintball Girl

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A hot girl who will take a paintball bullet to the face and laugh like you just told a bad joke. Usually Irish, Dutch, or French, those Europeans know how to live.
I got shot in the eye by a Paintball Girl and still asked for her number.
The Paintball Girl tackled me and didn’t even flinch when I yelled ‘I’M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, I’M NOT AFRAID OF YOU’!
She called me a wimp and painted my face like a clown. I still didn’t back down.
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A girl so pretty and tough, she’d rather get hit with a paintball than cry. She’s usually Irish, Dutch, or French, those Europeans are wild and proud.
I tried to run from the Paintball Girl, but she chased me and painted my back like a mural.
She yelled ‘I’M A PAINTBALL GODDESS’ and then shot me in the leg.
I got painted by the Paintball Girl and still said ‘you’re not that good’.
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A girl who looks good and doesn’t mind getting splattered with paint. She’s usually Irish, Dutch, or French, those Europeans are loud, proud, and not afraid to be messy.
The Paintball Girl painted my shirt and said ‘that’s your new look’.
She threw paint at me and said ‘you’re gonna regret this’, and I did.
She painted my face and laughed when I tried to wipe it off with my hands.
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