Paintaphilia
A weird obsession where people get all hot and bothered over folks with skin that looks like it was stolen from a paint can. They might have red, blue, or gray skin. Others have skin that looks like it was dipped in a goldfish bowl or a glitter bomb. It's usually caused by watching some cartoon or anime and then losing your mind.
I saw a person with green skin and I cried like a baby.
My friend turned into a golden yellow human and I screamed.
I asked my teacher why his skin was blue and he said 'I was born that way.'