Paintaphilia

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A weird obsession where people go crazy over folks with skin colors that look like they were dipped in a paint can. Like red, blue, or gray. Or if they have skin tones that are too perfect, like frost white, golden yellow, or jet black. Most get this from seeing some cartoon character with a skin color that looks like it was stolen from a rainbow.

I saw a guy with purple skin and my brain exploded.

My sister turned into a golden yellow human and I can't stop staring.

I asked my teacher why he had blue skin and he said 'I was born that way.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A crazy love for people with skin that looks like it was painted by a madman. They might have red, blue, or gray skin. Or they might have skin so bright it looks like it was dipped in a paint tray. People usually get this from watching some cartoon or anime with a character that looks like they were dipped in glitter.

I asked my crush why his skin was green and he said 'I was born that way.'

I saw a guy with black skin so shiny it looked like it was made of oil.

My friend got this obsession from a cartoon and now he screams every time he sees someone with blue skin.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A weird disease where people get obsessed with folks who have skin that looks like it was stolen from a paint store. Some have blue, gray, or red skin. Others have skin that looks like it was dipped in a goldfish bowl. It's usually caused by watching some cartoon or anime and then losing your mind.

I saw a guy with skin that looked like a rainbow and I fainted.

My friend turned into a golden yellow human and I cried.

I asked my teacher why his skin was green and he said 'I was born that way.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A crazy love for people who look like they were painted by a drunk person. Their skin can be blue, red, or gray. Others have skin that looks like it was dipped in a goldfish bowl or a paint can. People get this from watching some cartoon or anime and then going insane.

I saw a person with purple skin and I screamed like a baby.

My friend got this disease from a cartoon and now he screams every time he sees someone with green skin.

I asked my brother why his skin was black and he said 'I was born that way.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A weird obsession where people get all hot and bothered over folks with skin that looks like it was stolen from a paint can. They might have red, blue, or gray skin. Others have skin that looks like it was dipped in a goldfish bowl or a glitter bomb. It's usually caused by watching some cartoon or anime and then losing your mind.

I saw a person with green skin and I cried like a baby.

My friend turned into a golden yellow human and I screamed.

I asked my teacher why his skin was blue and he said 'I was born that way.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago