Paintaphilia
A weird disease where people get obsessed with folks who have skin that looks like it was stolen from a paint store. Some have blue, gray, or red skin. Others have skin that looks like it was dipped in a goldfish bowl. It's usually caused by watching some cartoon or anime and then losing your mind.
I saw a guy with skin that looked like a rainbow and I fainted.
My friend turned into a golden yellow human and I cried.
I asked my teacher why his skin was green and he said 'I was born that way.'