Paintah
A Maine dude who paints stuff for money and sometimes wears a paint-stained shirt like it's a badge of honor. He also likes to drink beer and complain about the weather.
Paintah here. I paint houses and I paint my life. Both are a mess.
I'm a Paintah. I paint for a living, and I live for drinking Grittys beer.
Paintah: the only thing I paint better than my house is my ex-wife's face.