Paintah

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 6d ago · 3 definitions

A Maine guy who paints for a living and probably smells like old paint and cheap whiskey. He might also eat lobster and drink beer like it's his last meal.

I'm a Paintah. I paint houses and my wife paints my face after I drink too much.

Paintah here. I paint, I eat lobster, and I curse at the traffic.

Maine Paintah: the only thing I paint better than my beard is my revenge on the tax man.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Maine dude who paints stuff for money and sometimes wears a paint-stained shirt like it's a badge of honor. He also likes to drink beer and complain about the weather.

Paintah here. I paint houses and I paint my life. Both are a mess.

I'm a Paintah. I paint for a living, and I live for drinking Grittys beer.

Paintah: the only thing I paint better than my house is my ex-wife's face.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Maine man who paints for a living and might also be found eating lobster and yelling at the ocean. He smells like paint and takes his job way too seriously.

I'm a Paintah. I paint houses and I paint my rage on the walls when the lobster isn't good enough.

Paintah here. I paint, I eat, I drink, and I swear at the sky.

Paintah: I paint, I curse, and I make sure my lobster is the best in Maine.

by Slangipedia 6d ago