Paint your own portrait
When a guy tries to jack off in his own face like he’s trying to paint a portrait with his cum. Knees up, legs held tight, and pray the pillow doesn’t get all sticky.
I did this in my bedroom and got cum all over my shirt. My mom thought I had a fever.
My brother did this during a video game and got caught mid-squeeze by his sister.
I tried this while wearing pajamas and got cum on my pants and my face.