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A guy trying to blow his load in his own face while lying back like a lazy lizard. Knees go up, legs go tight, and hope you don’t make a mess all over the pillow.

My cousin tried this while watching YouTube and got pillow hair and a face full of cum.

I did this in my mom’s room and forgot to lock the door. She came in and screamed like I’d killed her dog.

My friend did this in the middle of a Zoom call and got kicked out of class.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When a guy tries to jack off in his own face like he’s trying to paint a portrait with his cum. Knees up, legs held tight, and pray the pillow doesn’t get all sticky.

I did this in my bedroom and got cum all over my shirt. My mom thought I had a fever.

My brother did this during a video game and got caught mid-squeeze by his sister.

I tried this while wearing pajamas and got cum on my pants and my face.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A guy trying to shoot his load in his own face while lying back like a dead man. Knees up, legs tight, and hope the pillow doesn’t get all sticky and smelly.

I did this during lunch and got cum all over my lunch. My teacher thought I had a face full of spaghetti.

My friend did this in the hallway and got caught by the principal.

I tried this while wearing my favorite shirt and got cum all over it. Now it smells like a bathroom.

by Slangipedia 6d ago