Paint your ears
When you lie through your teeth just to make someone feel good. You know it's fake but you say it anyway because you're a selfish jerk.
'You're the best employee ever!' (while thinking 'you're the worst and I hate your face')
'That outfit looks amazing on you!' (while thinking 'you look like a clown who got hit by a car')
'You're going to win that game!' (while thinking 'you're going to lose and it's going to be embarrassing')