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When you lie through your teeth just to make someone feel good. You know it's fake but you say it anyway because you're a selfish jerk.

'You're the best employee ever!' (while thinking 'you're the worst and I hate your face')

'That outfit looks amazing on you!' (while thinking 'you look like a clown who got hit by a car')

'You're going to win that game!' (while thinking 'you're going to lose and it's going to be embarrassing')

You say whatever makes them happy even if it's total crap. You're like a dog who just wants a treat and doesn't care if it's a piece of old pizza.

'You're my favorite brother!' (while thinking 'you're the most annoying brother ever')

'That speech was amazing!' (while thinking 'you rambled for ten minutes and I was dying')

'You're the best at that game!' (while thinking 'you lost three times in a row')