Paint whore
A girl who’s always having sex and can’t go a day without fake hair, fake eyelashes, and a face that looks like it was painted by a drunk clown.
She’s like a one-night stand in a bottle. I don’t even know why I bother.
She was so covered in makeup, I thought she was a walking makeup ad.
She came in, and I thought she was a makeup ad. Turns out she was a one-night stand in disguise.