Paint whore

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A person who does nothing but force paint points in NBA 2K, usually in a way that makes you want to scream into a pillow.

My cousin spent 3 hours on a 2K my man, just to get 2 paint points. I felt bad for his controller.

That guy paints like he's trying to make a 2K my man look like a 2K my man. He’s just a paint whore.

I asked him to paint my 2K my man, and he turned it into a 2K my man. I'm done.

A girl who wears so much makeup it looks like she dipped her face in a tube of lipstick and a jar of glitter.

She came to the party and looked like she just got out of a makeup factory. I was scared to talk to her.

My girl wore so much makeup, she looked like she was made of glitter and regret.

I saw her at the mall, and I thought she was a makeup ad that came to life.

A girl who’s always having sex and can’t go a day without fake hair, fake eyelashes, and a face that looks like it was painted by a drunk clown.

She’s like a one-night stand in a bottle. I don’t even know why I bother.

She was so covered in makeup, I thought she was a walking makeup ad.

She came in, and I thought she was a makeup ad. Turns out she was a one-night stand in disguise.

A prostitute who looks like she got a degree in makeup and a certificate in screaming into a pillow.

She looked like she just got out of a makeup factory and walked into a brothel.

She had more makeup on than I had in my entire life.

She came in and said, 'I do this for money,' and I believed her.

A man who’s called a painted whore, but people keep trying to call him something else, like a guy named Jensen Ackles.

They keep calling him a painted whore, but he’s actually Jensen Ackles. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds cool.

He’s a painted whore, but they keep calling him Jensen Ackles. I don’t even know who that is.

He’s a painted whore, but everyone keeps calling him Jensen Ackles. That guy is confusing.

Makeup that sluts wear to look good, but it usually looks like they got into a fight with a tube of lipstick and a bottle of glitter.

She looked like she had a fight with a glitter bottle. I thought she was a walking glitter ad.

That girl wears so much makeup, I thought she was a walking glitter ad.

She came in and looked like she just got out of a glitter factory. I didn’t know what to say.

A woman who wears so much makeup, it looks like she’s trying to cover up her face, her sins, and her bad decisions.

She looked like she had a face full of glitter, fake eyelashes, and regret.

She came in like a walking makeup ad, and I was scared to talk to her.

She wore so much makeup, I thought she was a walking glitter ad. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds cool.