Paint the stall - You're so full of crap you spray the walls like you're tryin

You're so full of crap you spray the walls like you're trying to redecorate the bathroom with your own poop.

I painted the stall so much the janitor had to mop it with a broom.

I looked like I had a fight with a toilet.

I did more damage to that stall than my ex did to my heart.