Paint the stall

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You're so pooped you barely get your pants down before your guts explode and your mess hits all three walls like a diarrhea tsunami.

I painted the stall so hard the toilet paper caught fire.

I went in there thinking I'd survive, but I came out looking like a crime scene.

That stall looked like it had been attacked by a poop dragon.

You're so full of crap you spray the walls like you're trying to redecorate the bathroom with your own poop.

I painted the stall so much the janitor had to mop it with a broom.

I looked like I had a fight with a toilet.

I did more damage to that stall than my ex did to my heart.

You're so messed up you barely get your pants down before your poop hits the ceiling and the floor at the same time.

I painted the stall so hard the ceiling had to take a vacation.

I went in there and came out looking like I had a poop party.

That stall looked like it had been hit by a poop grenade.