Paint the Pole
When a girl slaps on so much lipstick it looks like she’s trying to make your face look like a traffic cone.
She painted the pole so hard, I thought she was trying to beat my face into a tube of gloss.
He came in and saw her lips, and he was like, 'Did you just put on a whole billboard?'
My cousin painted the pole and I swear her lips looked like they were about to scream.