Paint the Pole

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When a girl slaps on so much lipstick it looks like she’s trying to make your face look like a traffic cone.

She painted the pole so hard, I thought she was trying to beat my face into a tube of gloss.

He came in and saw her lips, and he was like, 'Did you just put on a whole billboard?'

My cousin painted the pole and I swear her lips looked like they were about to scream.

When you bone a girl on her period and it feels like you're fighting a raccoon in a sock.

I painted the pole and it was like I was getting eaten alive by a wet sock.

He painted the pole and came out looking like he’d been in a war.

She painted the pole and I felt like I was being stabbed by a soggy noodle.