paint the pickle
When you're too busy being a mess to care about anyone else, and you go do your business in a crummy portable toilet like it's your throne.
I got caught painting the pickle at the football game. The security guard said I had the look of a man who'd done this before.
She went into the outhouse during lunch break and came out like she’d just won the lottery.
He was so proud of his portable pickle painting that he posted it on TikTok.