paint the pickle

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A guy gets his willy licked like it's the most important thing in the world, and the licker is either a girl or another guy who thinks they're fancy.

My buddy got picked up by a waitress who said she'd do it for free. He paid anyway.

At the party, my cousin ate a hot dog and then went to paint the pickle in the back room.

He told his mom he was going to the store, but really he was painting the pickle with his best friend.

When you're too busy being a mess to care about anyone else, and you go do your business in a crummy portable toilet like it's your throne.

I got caught painting the pickle at the football game. The security guard said I had the look of a man who'd done this before.

She went into the outhouse during lunch break and came out like she’d just won the lottery.

He was so proud of his portable pickle painting that he posted it on TikTok.

A dirty version of love where someone slaps poop all over your stomach like they're giving you a gift from the devil.

She got covered in poop during her birthday party and said it was the best present ever.

He did it to his boss and then left a note that said 'Paint Me In Your Pickles' on the desk.

They used chocolate sauce instead of poop, but it still felt like punishment.