Paint Shaker
A girl with a butt so tight and shakey it looks like a paint can getting kicked by a fat kid at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can jiggle like a farty Jell-O and make your brain explode.
My cousin is a paint shaker, she shakes it so hard I think her pants are gonna fall off.
That girl at the party is a paint shaker, I swear her butt is gonna break the floor.
My mom says I’m a paint shaker, but I say she’s a paint can.