Paint Shaker

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A girl with a butt so tight and shakey it looks like a paint can getting kicked by a fat kid at Home Depot, a rump shaker who can jiggle like a farty Jell-O and make your brain explode.
My cousin is a paint shaker, she shakes it so hard I think her pants are gonna fall off.
That girl at the party is a paint shaker, I swear her butt is gonna break the floor.
My mom says I’m a paint shaker, but I say she’s a paint can.
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A loud, flashy motorcycle, usually a Harley, that screams like a banshee and shakes like it’s about to fall apart, thanks to those stupid chrome pipes.
That Harley is a paint shaker, I heard it from two blocks away.
My dad’s paint shaker broke down on the highway, and it made a mess of the road.
That paint shaker is louder than my math teacher’s voice.
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