Paint Huffer
The weirdo who lives in the back of art class and thinks sniffing paint is how you get laid. Never gets high. Never gets a date. Just gets sniffed out.
I sniffed paint and now I think I’m in love with the teacher. It’s a real thing.
I just sniffed a whole bottle of green paint. I feel like I’m in a cartoon.
I don’t need a date. I have paint. That’s all I need.