Paint Huffer

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The art class ghost who smells paint like it's oxygen and then begs to be the only one who gets picked for babysitting. Never has a life outside of sniffing tubes and doodling.
I just sniffed a whole can of blue paint and now I’m crying. Why? I don’t know. Just do it.
Why do I always get picked for babysitting? It’s not like I’m fun. I’m just a paint huffer.
I took a sniff of red paint and now I’m screaming at the ceiling. It’s a lifestyle.
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The kid who thinks sniffing paint is a superpower and would rather be stuck in art class than anywhere else. No friends. No life. Just paint fumes.
I just sniffed a whole tube of yellow paint. I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus. And I like it.
I don’t need friends. I have paint. That’s all I need.
I tried to sniff purple paint and now I’m stuck in a dream. I don’t want to wake up.
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The weirdo who lives in the back of art class and thinks sniffing paint is how you get laid. Never gets high. Never gets a date. Just gets sniffed out.
I sniffed paint and now I think I’m in love with the teacher. It’s a real thing.
I just sniffed a whole bottle of green paint. I feel like I’m in a cartoon.
I don’t need a date. I have paint. That’s all I need.
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