Paint Huffer
The kid who thinks sniffing paint is a superpower and would rather be stuck in art class than anywhere else. No friends. No life. Just paint fumes.
I just sniffed a whole tube of yellow paint. I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus. And I like it.
I don’t need friends. I have paint. That’s all I need.
I tried to sniff purple paint and now I’m stuck in a dream. I don’t want to wake up.