Paint Can Face
when a girl (usually one who thinks glitter is a food group) goes full-on war paint. It’s so bad, it looks like she used a paint can as a face mask. She probably thinks it’ll make boys swoon, but it just makes them laugh.
She showed up to school looking like a Halloween ghost who got into a paint fight.
He said, 'You look like you tried to be a ninja and failed.'
Her mom texted her, 'What did you do to your face?'