Paint Can Face

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when a girl (usually the kind who smells like old socks) slaps on so much makeup it looks like she dipped her face in a paint can. She thinks it'll make her look hot, but it just makes her look like she tried to be a monster and failed.
She came to the party looking like a clown who got hit by a paintball gun.
He texted her, 'Are you wearing a mask or is that your face?''
She tried to flirt with me, but I thought she was trying to scare me.
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when a girl (usually one who thinks glitter is a food group) goes full-on war paint. It’s so bad, it looks like she used a paint can as a face mask. She probably thinks it’ll make boys swoon, but it just makes them laugh.
She showed up to school looking like a Halloween ghost who got into a paint fight.
He said, 'You look like you tried to be a ninja and failed.'
Her mom texted her, 'What did you do to your face?'
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when a girl (usually the kind who wears socks with holes) puts on so much makeup it looks like she used a paint can to cover her face. She probably thinks it’ll make her look cool, but it just makes her look like a hot mess.
She came to the club looking like a painting that someone threw a party on.
He messaged her, 'Is that a face or a wall?'
Her friend said, 'You look like you got hit by a paintball machine.'
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