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when a girl (usually the kind who smells like old socks) slaps on so much makeup it looks like she dipped her face in a paint can. She thinks it'll make her look hot, but it just makes her look like she tried to be a monster and failed.
She came to the party looking like a clown who got hit by a paintball gun.
He texted her, 'Are you wearing a mask or is that your face?''
She tried to flirt with me, but I thought she was trying to scare me.