Painsplainer
a doctor or nurse who acts like they know everything about pain but they’ve never felt anything like it and they just make it up
Doctor: 'Your pain is just in your head.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Nurse: 'You’re not in pain. You’re just sad.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'
Therapist: 'You’re just being a drama queen.' Me: 'I’ve been screaming for three hours.'